peekachiu:

i’m actually very pretty if you close your eyes

jimmered:

oh my god

jimmered:

oh my god

sexy things to say during sex

asaridancer:

  • Yes!
  • Overloading their systems.
  • Helluva shot!
  • Scratched one!
  • One less to worry about!
  • Firing high impact shot!
  • ON THE GROUND, NOW!
  • Not difficult!
  • Can’t do that right now!
  • Scoped and dropped!

kingjaffejoffer:

trashydyke:

bring-it-off:

versaceslut:

yas gurl

Looks like a list of accomplishments to me

GET IT

why are some of the names blurred out

some of their people got in touch and couldn’t be disclosed (libel etc)

crazysexyfierce:


pleasestopbeingsad:

Street harassment is not a compliment.

This! There is a HUGE difference between a genuine compliment and the shit idiots say to you in the street.

crazysexyfierce:

pleasestopbeingsad:

Street harassment is not a compliment.

This! There is a HUGE difference between a genuine compliment and the shit idiots say to you in the street.

xxxanimeweedlord420xxx:

Try to make it through more than 15 seconds of this shit

blissfully-different:

winchesterlicious:

where the fuck are the boxer briefs for ladies 

just make underwear that are just like boxer briefs but without the bulgy package area in front for fuck’s sake

you don’t need to make them shiny or lacy just make them comfy and streamlined without awkward seams and maybe in some basic colours that aren’t white or that awful “flesh tone” colour 

I would wear the shit out of these.

…. they do these? have u ever been to primark???

x

fallingoutlasvegas:

tear-down-thewall:

xrizeis:

a crow is a mother

omg too cute

the way the dog so gently takes the treat makes me so happy

fallingoutlasvegas:

tear-down-thewall:

xrizeis:

a crow is a mother

omg too cute

the way the dog so gently takes the treat makes me so happy

how do ppl start text conversations i never have anything interestin to say 

bloomin-eck:

efferescent:

remember when a girl from my school wore a dress the same color as the green screen at prom

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oh yes

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her date did too

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That is actually kind of awesome.