this is honestly heart breaking to watch
imagine if you were famous and you had paps following you and you couldn’t just have casual sex with your friend without the whole media knowing i feel bad for celebrities
You know what I just realized? Patrick killed people.
Patrick killed a lot of people.
and then things got unholy
my dad once threw a cheeseburger at the wall because mcdonalds made the order wrong
he mustard up the courage to ketchup to how he felt on the inside
how are you even a real person
im not. im actaully a shark making jokes on the internet
iVE BEEN LOOKING EVERYWHERE FOR THIS FUCKING VIDEO AND I FINALLY FOUND IT AND ITS CAUSING ME CHEST PAINS
I FORGOT ABOUT THIS VIDEO UNTIL APPROXXIMATELY 3 MINUTES AGO AND IM LAUGHING OS HARD